Last September, infamous documentary auteur Cloff ‘Leather Britches’ Chuffbunting, spent two weeks in the company of Professor Byron Frump. Two weeks that were to prove infinitely memorable, not just for Professor Byron Frump, but for our world. This documentary was the result. If you’ve ever wondered what motivates the man so many of us have grown to admire, and perhaps even love, or pondered the life of the unpleasantly rich and desperately famous, ‘Behind The Tour Guide’ will feed your mawkish obsession.
Download: Behind the Tour Guide
Byron Frump, renowned expert, as himself.
Announcer, Cloff ‘Leather Britches’ Chuffbunting.
Dr Grayskin, Grand Inquisitor of the Royal Society, as himself.
Periwinkle Trebuchet, dean of St Martins College, as himself.
Member of Muggles Against Frump, as himself.
Terry, Byron’s Manservant, as himself.
Chip Brewster, American Ladies unmentionables millionaire, as himself.
Rapunzel ‘Punzie’ Frumpess, Byron’s sister, as herself.
Antonio Frumpling, Byron’s Nephew, as himself.
Tolly Cleft, Byron’s School Friend, as himself.
Chav, as himself.
Lord and Lady WhinnyPidgeon, as themselves.
Venora Draperage, an artist, as herself.
Vice Corporal Lance Ducks, as himself.
Flashman, a bully, as himself.
Alisdair Hennigan ‘Pimpleface’ Pimpernickle, a boy, as himself.
Cresanthamum ‘Crissy’ Frumpette, as herself.
Hard Bob, a hoodlum, as himself.
Wicked Tim, another hoodlum, as himself.
Queen’s Courtier, as himself.
Queen Caroline, as ourself.
Amelia Sledgehammer, yet another hoodlum, as herself.
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